Monday, 24 September 2007

The most degrading toilet visit ive made so far, this politically correct bog was spotted at Cardiff magistrates court. It is laden with a non working flush, many disability handles and buttons, and some rather second hand toilet paper. One did not indulge in usage of this bog for fear of never being the same again, and due to the facts that the toilet seat was up mysteriously by itself, and a man had left the cubicle to the right on my arrival.

19 comments:

DANNY said...

:o hells bells, it's a bit claustrophobic isn't it?!?!

A few questions;
1. Do you always check if a flush is working b4 you use? Otherwise how did you know?
2. What was the degrading bit, being in court? :D (really i would love to know why you were there!)
3. Why are you frequenting men's toilets?

NOTHING TO SEE HERE :O said...

It was very very narrow ! and

1. I went in to wash my hands, I dried with a paper towel and tried to flush it..thats how I knew

2. Yes the being in court, I was escorting someone else for moral support

3. It was womens toilets you silly,sausage,blower :D:D

WOW i love questions ! :)

DANNY said...

Fantastic, i've got loads more now....

:D

NOTHING TO SEE HERE :O said...

Fire away then young man of beauty and youth..fire away ! :D:D

DANNY said...

!!!

NOTHING TO SEE HERE :O said...

Is this a code for meet me in the public toilets-ill lock you in my dear ?

DANNY said...

And never ever let you out! :)

Junny(Lady Junny of Mikeham) said...

hahahahahaha you two are mad hahahahaha,which is why I lurrrrrve you:D

NOTHING TO SEE HERE :O said...

Id stink though comeon be fair Danny lol

:D:D We luuuurve you tooo jun haha

DANNY said...

Stink? Nah you wouldn't, i'd give you some Viacal or something :D

NOTHING TO SEE HERE :O said...

What the hell is that?

Junny(Lady Junny of Mikeham) said...

Can someone translate what Dans said for us?:D

DANNY said...

http://spazioinwind.libero.it/jamada/image/viacal.JPG

Clears limescale! :D

NOTHING TO SEE HERE :O said...

Wtf??? spazion wind??? lol

And wow, we should buy some right away??

Junny(Lady Junny of Mikeham) said...

I just saw the photo:O:O:O is it toilet cleaner?lol

NOTHING TO SEE HERE :O said...

:O maybe it IS :O

Junny(Lady Junny of Mikeham) said...

So what is it exactly,dan?

DANNY said...

Prepare to be exited!

Outstanding shine: Brings back the long lasting shine to taps, plugholes, toilets and showerheads

Powerful descaler: ‘Fizzes’ away limescale and mildew in the bathroom/ washroom

Wow

Junny(Lady Junny of Mikeham) said...

WOW..WOW..Dan,I think they should hire you to do an ad on TV!!!