Friday, 21 September 2007

Some shocking bog rollated news. Gwyneth Coles, the lucky thing, was locked in a public toilet for 12 hours. And if that wasn't gift enough from the gods, she had some biscuits in her bag. Why dont great things like that happen to me?

"We obviously should not have locked Mrs Coles in the toilet."

15 comments:

Scorps27 said...

I suppose it couldn't of been all that exciting being locked in smelly toilets for 12 hours, but least she went equipped with biscuits to keep her going for a while.

Note for us women, always carry important items so we're eqipped incase of a crisis!!

DANNY said...

:o slightly sexist!

I'll be fully equipped with jaffa cakes. M16, rpg launcher, F16, U-571, HMS Khazi whenever i'm bog bound,,,,you ladies take what you like!

Junny(Lady Junny of Mikeham) said...

I seldom put food in my bag :O:O:O Well,I guess it's good for weight-losing:P

NOTHING TO SEE HERE :O said...

Ew just being in a public bog is bad enough.. but then to EAT in one !!! argh its awful lol

Poor lady I bet there was no bog roll too !

DANNY said...

Well whatever, i think she was a lucky cow lol

NOTHING TO SEE HERE :O said...

You what>>> this toilet loooks like its from hell hahaha

Junny(Lady Junny of Mikeham) said...

dan is the only person who thinks that being locked in a public loo is lucky. Young danny needs to see a doctor.lol

DANNY said...

I have Leej, i have! Fear not :)

NOTHING TO SEE HERE :O said...

I think Danny is just swinging a little towards George Michaels way to be honest jun..all women will loose out now he is off the female market :O :D

Junny(Lady Junny of Mikeham) said...

Gerorge Michael:O:O Seriously??Gerorge Gay Michael??:O:Oahhhh no offense.:D Do you watch "Queer eyes for straight guys" show,Dans?Those 5 gay hosts are really nice and talented.:D

NOTHING TO SEE HERE :O said...

Yeah nice and talented just like Danny :D:D hahaa :)

Junny(Lady Junny of Mikeham) said...

:D agree!

DANNY said...

Fuck off you 2 :D

NOTHING TO SEE HERE :O said...

*sneaky laughter with jun* :D

Junny(Lady Junny of Mikeham) said...

nope we won't go we won't go!!! we'll stick around to annoy you,danny dans :D