Friday 21 September 2007

Some shocking bog rollated news. Gwyneth Coles, the lucky thing, was locked in a public toilet for 12 hours. And if that wasn't gift enough from the gods, she had some biscuits in her bag. Why dont great things like that happen to me?

"We obviously should not have locked Mrs Coles in the toilet."

15 comments:

scorps Magic said...

I suppose it couldn't of been all that exciting being locked in smelly toilets for 12 hours, but least she went equipped with biscuits to keep her going for a while.

Note for us women, always carry important items so we're eqipped incase of a crisis!!

Danny said...

:o slightly sexist!

I'll be fully equipped with jaffa cakes. M16, rpg launcher, F16, U-571, HMS Khazi whenever i'm bog bound,,,,you ladies take what you like!

Junny said...

I seldom put food in my bag :O:O:O Well,I guess it's good for weight-losing:P

Anonymous said...

Ew just being in a public bog is bad enough.. but then to EAT in one !!! argh its awful lol

Poor lady I bet there was no bog roll too !

Danny said...

Well whatever, i think she was a lucky cow lol

Anonymous said...

You what>>> this toilet loooks like its from hell hahaha

Junny said...

dan is the only person who thinks that being locked in a public loo is lucky. Young danny needs to see a doctor.lol

Danny said...

I have Leej, i have! Fear not :)

Anonymous said...

I think Danny is just swinging a little towards George Michaels way to be honest jun..all women will loose out now he is off the female market :O :D

Junny said...

Gerorge Michael:O:O Seriously??Gerorge Gay Michael??:O:Oahhhh no offense.:D Do you watch "Queer eyes for straight guys" show,Dans?Those 5 gay hosts are really nice and talented.:D

Anonymous said...

Yeah nice and talented just like Danny :D:D hahaa :)

Junny said...

:D agree!

Danny said...

Fuck off you 2 :D

Anonymous said...

*sneaky laughter with jun* :D

Junny said...

nope we won't go we won't go!!! we'll stick around to annoy you,danny dans :D